Bungy Slippers (or “Invention to Ensure That I Don’t Almost Wear My Slippers to Work”)
So the other day I was about to head out the door to work when I looked in the mirror and realized that something was not right. It was like that moment you have in your dreams when you realize you went to school, but forgot to wear pants or something. It ended up I was still wearing my slippers. For fear that this will happen again, I am inventing a device to prevent said disaster from occurring: