Nothing like day-after holiday sales.

Nothing like day-after holiday sales.

One of the many reasons I hate clothes shopping.

One of the many reasons I hate clothes shopping.

People in the Express Lane with more than 12 items cause 85% of shopper-on-shopper violence each year.
I have a solution to this problem - charge anyone who goes over the item limit a $5 convenience fee for being an asshole. People would learn how to count real fast.

People in the Express Lane with more than 12 items cause 85% of shopper-on-shopper violence each year.

I have a solution to this problem - charge anyone who goes over the item limit a $5 convenience fee for being an asshole. People would learn how to count real fast.

Things you don’t want to overhear while you’re in the fitting room: Spanx
**Props to Rachel for this idea**

Things you don’t want to overhear while you’re in the fitting room: Spanx

**Props to Rachel for this idea**

Things you don’t want to overhear while you’re in the fitting room: ”I’m not sure that lace part is supposed to go there.”

Things you don’t want to overhear while you’re in the fitting room: ”I’m not sure that lace part is supposed to go there.”

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