Oh, wait - 3rd reason: what if I ever needed to run and jump in front of a bus to save a small child?

I never wear high heels because what if I have to run to escape a burning building or a rabid purse dog or something? I’d never make it away alive!

6 things you could put in the heels of platform shoes

So for New Year’s a friend of John-Paul’s got a pair of platform shoes with clear platforms, with dice in the soles. Got me thinking… (Note: My apologies that I can’t draw shoes…at all.)

“No, really. I’m just here for the shoes.”

(or “6 inappropriate salesman small talk topics”)

A friend of mine tried to go shoe shopping the other day and encountered a chatty, over-sharing salesman.

5 signs that it’s time to throw out your Payless flats

If you know me, you know I’m a cheapskate. I refuse to spend more than $32 on shoes, ideally less than $20. That’s why I love Payless. They’re always having Buy One Get One 1/2 Off sales. Sadly their shoes are pieces of crap - they’re like the Dixie cups of the shoe world. Here’s how you know when it’s time to chuck ‘em.