If someone invented a device that prevented toenail clippings from shooting everywhere within a 10 ft radius EXCEPT in the trashcan, I am pretty sure he/she would become a millionaire.
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Sometimes when people don’t use :-) I think they are secretly mad at me. Really?! That is pretty dumb. I’m addicted to emoticons.
New Year’s Resolution #2 - The only place for “miscellaneous stuff” is the trash can. Let’s be for real I’m never really going to scrapbook all those concert tickets from high school.
2012: The Year of Semi-Realistic Resolutions
(…because let’s face it, the only way I’m losing 15 lbs is by chopping off my arm.)
