The saga that is was my online dating adventures.
Not really. I just wanted to make it sound really dramatic.
Last week I went on a really awkward date. This is a conversation that really took place.
…For the record, I got a glass of wine and did not order food as not-awkward-at-all as it would have been to do so.

If online dating is really the way of the future for relationships, I resign from the human race effective immediately.

Online dating OR dropping a stack of encyclopedias on your head: The latter option is way less painful and there are far fewer misuses of the word “your.”
You’re welcome.