So, how about that CRAZY weather?! AMIRIGHT, LADIES?

Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea: Sock Puppeteer

Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea: a kid with peanut allergies on Halloween

Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea: Undercover Cop

Post-Halloween Costume Comic: The Slutty Firefighter

The most popular Halloween costume on the Ricky’s costume shop site was the women’s firefighter (aka: the slutty firefighter). This got me thinking: How is Halloween actually endangering our lives? Can you imagine if 50 slutty firefighters showed up to your house? For some people (aka: the entire male race) it’s a fantasy, but how would they put out a fire?! They’d trip in their stiletto-hooker boots and we’d all die! Here’s why slutty firefighters will kill us all:

Bad Halloween Costume Idea #1

It’s that time of year! Time for office Halloween parties and bobbing for apples with your fellow cubicle dwellers. I’m having trouble coming up with appropriate costume ideas, so here’s an inappropriate one. You’re welcome!