Clearly I’d vote that the fat-skinny guy and I take the fat-fat guy given his high meat to muscle/bone ratio.

This man has given up on life.  (or “Now I know who buys all the Late Night Cheeseburger Doritos.”)

Questions About the Universe: If guys who drive really BIG cars are “compensating for something,” what’s the deal with guys who drive really small cars? Specifically smart cars…

Author’s note: I know, I know, I cheated and just used photos instead of drawing, but I can’t draw cars.

Is there such a thing as a 99 cents store where things actually cost $0.99?

Another 99 cents store opened up in my neighborhood. I went in to investigate the neon signs outside, claiming, “EVERYTHING! 99 CENTS!” Lies, all lies, just like the last store. Everything was at least $1.08, before tax. On the plus side though, I have another store to do my Christmas shopping at. Dora the Explorer backpack, anyone?

Questions About the Universe: What is it with fat men and biker shorts?

Is Mr. Potato Head a doll or an action figure?

Sometimes I amaze even myself by the depth of my questions about the universe. No, really.