My Netflix history is a sad state of affairs.
Crack vs. Tide
Ok, so I’ve never seen cocaine in real life, but from what I’ve seen on Law & Order, I imagine it looks a lot like detergent.
Getting jury duty would be almost as cool as getting that giant check they give you when you win the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
I would actually really like to be just some random witness that they call in, who THEN ends up being the bad guy in a totally-unexpected-minute-49 plot twist.
