People in the Express Lane with more than 12 items cause 85% of shopper-on-shopper violence each year. I have a solution to this problem - charge anyone who goes over the item limit a $5 convenience fee for being an asshole. People would learn how to count real fast.

People in the Express Lane with more than 12 items cause 85% of shopper-on-shopper violence each year.

I have a solution to this problem - charge anyone who goes over the item limit a $5 convenience fee for being an asshole. People would learn how to count real fast.

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  1. usualchatter reblogged this from rtnyp and added:
    automatic $5.00 fee is added. Genius!
  2. mtseawright reblogged this from rtnyp and added:
    Dang, these last couple...been fantastic!!
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