On almond milk and other non-milkable things.
My shower is so dirty right now that the Scrubbing Bubbles are going to unionize.
If you’ve ever thought about wearing fake eyelashes, think again.
#3 top fear of city dwellers: getting murdered by a serial killer hiding in the shower. …Or maybe this is just something I’m afraid of.
I have no patience for NYU undergrads and their boring stories about boring theme parties. Particularly when they shout these stories so everyone on the subway must listen. It’s not that I hate loud talkers the same way I hate all slow walkers, all I ask is that loud talkers just restrict their talking only to genuinely interesting things.