On almond milk and other non-milkable things.

On almond milk and other non-milkable things.

My shower is so dirty right now that the Scrubbing Bubbles are going to unionize.

My shower is so dirty right now that the Scrubbing Bubbles are going to unionize.

If you’ve ever thought about wearing fake eyelashes, think again.

If you’ve ever thought about wearing fake eyelashes, think again.

#3 top fear of city dwellers: getting murdered by a serial killer hiding in the shower. …Or maybe this is just something I’m afraid of.

#3 top fear of city dwellers: getting murdered by a serial killer hiding in the shower. …Or maybe this is just something I’m afraid of.

I have no patience for NYU undergrads and their boring stories about boring theme parties. Particularly when they shout these stories so everyone on the subway must listen. It’s not that I hate loud talkers the same way I hate all slow walkers, all I ask is that loud talkers just restrict their talking only to genuinely interesting things.

I have no patience for NYU undergrads and their boring stories about boring theme parties. Particularly when they shout these stories so everyone on the subway must listen. It’s not that I hate loud talkers the same way I hate all slow walkers, all I ask is that loud talkers just restrict their talking only to genuinely interesting things.

Ice tray etiquette.

Ice tray etiquette.

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