I’m like “eh” on cronuts. There. I said it.

I’m like “eh” on cronuts. There. I said it.

Regarding misrepresentations by Stacy’s pita chips concerning “serving size.”

Regarding misrepresentations by Stacy’s pita chips concerning “serving size.”

On almond milk and other non-milkable things.

On almond milk and other non-milkable things.

My shower is so dirty right now that the Scrubbing Bubbles are going to unionize.

My shower is so dirty right now that the Scrubbing Bubbles are going to unionize.

If you’ve ever thought about wearing fake eyelashes, think again.

If you’ve ever thought about wearing fake eyelashes, think again.

#3 top fear of city dwellers: getting murdered by a serial killer hiding in the shower. …Or maybe this is just something I’m afraid of.

#3 top fear of city dwellers: getting murdered by a serial killer hiding in the shower. …Or maybe this is just something I’m afraid of.

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